A good burger is one of life’s greatest joys. Like Miles at midnight. Like stepping aboard a boat.
Month: March 2021
Weekends Are Back!
Dear gawd, it’s good to see the sports teams back, teasing each other and braying at the moon.
Oh Baby…
The bassinet is so old, cheap veneer hadn’t been invented yet.
Couldn’t You Just Cry?
As my Irish luck would have it, I wound up singing “Danny Boy” to Dogpark Gary.
Hold Me, I’m Irish
Oy, the Irish. We glow like porch lights and think we can talk our way out of every traffic ticket.
The G-String Grammys
I kept my mouth shut initially. I’ve always prided myself on a rather pagan value system, tolerant of nudity and subversives…the snide outbursts of youth.
Packed Planes
I am glad now that I bribed my kids their entire lives. Nothing major, just a series of cumulative parental gestures: shoes, shelter, cake, college.
Daddy Duck
I think Oregon is for me, even if Smartacus chooses someplace else. It’s the Versailles of the Pacific Northwest.
Say a Little Prayer
Seems inevitable I would end up with Bacharach’s ex-wife, this glorious moonbeam of a woman.
Order the Pastrami!
As we were having drinks, I said, “Dr. Steve, how long do you think I have?"