Ever ridden 100 miles on a hot school bus to a pumpkin farm just outside of Fresno? I have. It was fantastic.
Month: May 2021
Summer in the Sun
Lovers don’t really come alive till they’re kissed, and so it is with California
Carpe Eat ‘Em
Yep, that’s an In-N-Out burger. Yep, I made it at home. My greatest influence as a writer? Calvin & Hobbes. Like them, my cheeky goal is to make language “a complete impediment to understanding.” You know, like Twitter. That’s why I continue to verb some nouns and noun some verbs. Soon, I also hope to … Continue reading Carpe Eat ‘Em
The Earth Blushed
In a dark environment, without sun, sunflowers will turn toward each other.
The Senior Prom
The biggest thing about prom these days is the invite, which is elaborate.
A Meaty Month
I am a man whose biggest fear is running out of propane or mayo.
You Glow, Girl
I couldn’t resist brushing my thumb against the softness of her brow. Next to hers, my skin looks like Russian farm land.
It’s a Girl!
My little girl had a little girl.
Ribs, Fibs and Baby Bibs
What a summer this promises to be, warm and sinny, sunblasted and social, with gin as the mixer.