Tell me, can you fall for someone twice? Well, I’ve loved this kid from the first day I saw him and every day since.
Have you ever gazed out at LA's famous sea of lights and thought: How many of those people are making love right now?
Calamity is everywhere lately. I almost drowned the other day while installing a water filter in the fridge.
The vet told Gary he had a choice: Either expensive surgery or a painful death for Jack. Gary chose the $3,000 surgery, for a mutt he barely knew.
My dream: To date Olivia Newton-John a while, then marry Carly Simon once James Taylor lost his hair. In the words of Manilow: “We dreamers have our ways…”
Wherefore, O summer's day? (Emily Dickinson) Wherefore, O gin? (me)
Taught them how to drill a penalty kick, finesse a 5-iron. Now my daughters are teaching me how to babysit my cherub-faced granddaughter.
No mayor, no celebrity, no athlete ever captured the hearts of this whacky city the way this humble man did. He thrived, for gawd’s sakes, in a town where people put makeup in their hair and paint their cars pink.