Tell me, can you fall for someone twice? Well, I’ve loved this kid from the first day I saw him and every day since.
Month: August 2022
LA’s Blanket of Lights
Have you ever gazed out at LA's famous sea of lights and thought: How many of those people are making love right now?
Calamity is everywhere lately. I almost drowned the other day while installing a water filter in the fridge.
Power of the Dog
The vet told Gary he had a choice: Either expensive surgery or a painful death for Jack. Gary chose the $3,000 surgery, for a mutt he barely knew.
Eyes Like Jewelry
My dream: To date Olivia Newton-John a while, then marry Carly Simon once James Taylor lost his hair. In the words of Manilow: “We dreamers have our ways…”
I Love LA — Mostly
Wherefore, O summer's day? (Emily Dickinson) Wherefore, O gin? (me)
Adventures in Babysitting
Taught them how to drill a penalty kick, finesse a 5-iron. Now my daughters are teaching me how to babysit my cherub-faced granddaughter.
The Voice Under the Pillow
No mayor, no celebrity, no athlete ever captured the hearts of this whacky city the way this humble man did. He thrived, for gawd’s sakes, in a town where people put makeup in their hair and paint their cars pink.