Those Tahoe Eyes

Like Paris Hilton, she gives off an heiress vibe -- stinky whiffs of aristocracy -- plus the flippy stoicism of the late-night window girl at Tommy’s drive-thru. She’s complicated is what I’m saying. You’ve met White Fang, right? When we last checked in, my dog had quaffed my front yard like a perfectly chilled oyster … Continue reading Those Tahoe Eyes

Why I Love California

Just as I can sniff out an Ivy Leaguer, I can identify someone from the Upper Midwest – their manners, their corduroy trousers, their bookish souls. I can tell just from the cheery way they order a beer. Midwesterners possess the same basic decencies we spot in Golden Retrievers. It’s an idealized subset of society. … Continue reading Why I Love California