A Realtor friend says that Angelina Jolie is looking for a place in the Pasadena area, over near where Meryl Streep lives. I told my friend: “That seems silly. Why doesn’t she just move in with us?”
Category: Food
Back in Malibu
Malibu is hard evidence that the California dream lives on, even as it crumbles like cornflakes down the sandstone bluffs.
Family Jewels
What a gift, co-existence. I cannot say it enough. It is the glory of this nation, the collective core value of our greatest faiths.
Start Your Passions
A good burger is one of life’s greatest joys. Like Miles at midnight. Like stepping aboard a boat.
Weekends Are Back!
Dear gawd, it’s good to see the sports teams back, teasing each other and braying at the moon.
Oh Baby…
The bassinet is so old, cheap veneer hadn’t been invented yet.
Couldn’t You Just Cry?
As my Irish luck would have it, I wound up singing “Danny Boy” to Dogpark Gary.
Hold Me, I’m Irish
Oy, the Irish. We glow like porch lights and think we can talk our way out of every traffic ticket.
Packed Planes
I am glad now that I bribed my kids their entire lives. Nothing major, just a series of cumulative parental gestures: shoes, shelter, cake, college.
Daddy Duck
I think Oregon is for me, even if Smartacus chooses someplace else. It’s the Versailles of the Pacific Northwest.