Tell me, can you fall for someone twice? Well, I’ve loved this kid from the first day I saw him and every day since.
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LA’s Blanket of Lights
Have you ever gazed out at LA's famous sea of lights and thought: How many of those people are making love right now?
Stayin’ Alive
Calamity is everywhere lately. I almost drowned the other day while installing a water filter in the fridge.
I Love LA — Mostly
Wherefore, O summer's day? (Emily Dickinson) Wherefore, O gin? (me)
Adventures in Babysitting
Taught them how to drill a penalty kick, finesse a 5-iron. Now my daughters are teaching me how to babysit my cherub-faced granddaughter.
What Will She See?
Know who she reminds me of? Helen of Troy. And Mary Queen of Scots, during the Reformation, the good years, before things got all complicated.
The Next Big Thing?
In LA, everyone blows through red lights, even the cops, and the proper response to “Good morning” is “You sure? Just wait, dude.”
What a Gift
Like most men, my father had no feeling in his face, so that when he ate ribs and buttery corn, he’d appear to have applied it externally, as you would an aftershave.
IT’S A BOY!!!
After Smartacus left, White Fang became an ironic, super-bored princess -- you know the type. Shaggy manes. Legs like palm trees. Look so great climbing out of a pool.
Top Gun Moments
Know who I remind myself of? Jimmy Piersall, baseball’s most-famous flake, who once described diapering this way: "Spread the diaper in the position of the diamond. Then fold second base down to home...