A Realtor friend says that Angelina Jolie is looking for a place in the Pasadena area, over near where Meryl Streep lives. I told my friend: “That seems silly. Why doesn’t she just move in with us?”
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Family Jewels
What a gift, co-existence. I cannot say it enough. It is the glory of this nation, the collective core value of our greatest faiths.
Start Your Passions
A good burger is one of life’s greatest joys. Like Miles at midnight. Like stepping aboard a boat.
Packed Planes
I am glad now that I bribed my kids their entire lives. Nothing major, just a series of cumulative parental gestures: shoes, shelter, cake, college.
Daddy Duck
I think Oregon is for me, even if Smartacus chooses someplace else. It’s the Versailles of the Pacific Northwest.
Have Some Cake
Smartacus makes me laugh. He is the punchline of my life – and I am his set-up man.
Wit and Warmth
There are two Great America Myths – 1) Los Angeles 2) the notion that change is good.
College Prep
I was all impulse; my wife was all class. Outwardly, we fit together like a couple of spoons. Internally, she was a cat, I was a coyote.
Super Duper
Our family isn’t satisfied with the usual massive feast on Super Bowl, we also exchange gifts.
Super Bowl Prayers
Do prayers work? Aren’t they merely the desperate act of a desperate man? Well, in this case, obviously.