Meet Catty Cakes, who drinks her lunch and loves her grandpa.
Category: Happy Hour Hiking Club
Loudest Guy in the Dugout
He started a sonic revolution, cheering on batters with the indecipherable growl of an abandoned dog.
Yellow Warpaint
“The cure for anything is salt water": Gloom till noon, sun by 1.
Summer in the Sun
Lovers don’t really come alive till they’re kissed, and so it is with California
Carpe Eat ‘Em
Yep, that’s an In-N-Out burger. Yep, I made it at home. My greatest influence as a writer? Calvin & Hobbes. Like them, my cheeky goal is to make language “a complete impediment to understanding.” You know, like Twitter. That’s why I continue to verb some nouns and noun some verbs. Soon, I also hope to … Continue reading Carpe Eat ‘Em
You Glow, Girl
I couldn’t resist brushing my thumb against the softness of her brow. Next to hers, my skin looks like Russian farm land.
My Memory Box
I write for moms and dads who love being called “Coach.”
The Naked City
Such a weekend we just celebrated in LA, full of sin and dishonor, two qualities that also make special our little village by the sea.
Splendor in the Grass
Their final season: Grant Wood should paint it. Wordsworth should caption it…something about soothing thoughts and primal sympathies.
Won’t Hurt a Bit
A Realtor friend says that Angelina Jolie is looking for a place in the Pasadena area, over near where Meryl Streep lives. I told my friend: “That seems silly. Why doesn’t she just move in with us?”