I slipped Smartacus 80 bucks and whispered: “Listen, she’s a genius at this Trader Joe’s stuff. Whatever she buys, you buy."
Month: February 2021
Ooooooof! Ooooooof!
The cradle is ready, and my first grandchild is a mere 10 weeks away.
Have Some Cake
Smartacus makes me laugh. He is the punchline of my life – and I am his set-up man.
Wit and Warmth
There are two Great America Myths – 1) Los Angeles 2) the notion that change is good.
College Prep
I was all impulse; my wife was all class. Outwardly, we fit together like a couple of spoons. Internally, she was a cat, I was a coyote.
Super Duper
Our family isn’t satisfied with the usual massive feast on Super Bowl, we also exchange gifts.
Super Bowl Prayers
Do prayers work? Aren’t they merely the desperate act of a desperate man? Well, in this case, obviously.
Alone in Toilets
Throughout history there have been some great floods, and this was the grandest yet, great gobs of water flowed at 20,000 acre-feet per second, into the bathroom.