I slipped Smartacus 80 bucks and whispered: “Listen, she’s a genius at this Trader Joe’s stuff. Whatever she buys, you buy."
The cradle is ready, and my first grandchild is a mere 10 weeks away.
Smartacus makes me laugh. He is the punchline of my life – and I am his set-up man.
There are two Great America Myths – 1) Los Angeles 2) the notion that change is good.
I was all impulse; my wife was all class. Outwardly, we fit together like a couple of spoons. Internally, she was a cat, I was a coyote.
Our family isn’t satisfied with the usual massive feast on Super Bowl, we also exchange gifts.
Do prayers work? Aren’t they merely the desperate act of a desperate man? Well, in this case, obviously.
Throughout history there have been some great floods, and this was the grandest yet, great gobs of water flowed at 20,000 acre-feet per second, into the bathroom.