That’s summer, isn’t it? The routine, the hum, the snoozy afternoons. It all leads to the deepest recesses of the self.
Month: July 2025
The Golden Standard
God decorates dogs the way Germans decorate Dusseldorf for Christmas.
Friends Who Last
Friendship is the only thing in life that doesn’t need to end.
Meet the Newest Baby
FYI, you are third in line to the throne, behind your sweet cousins, Cakes and Puddles.
Banter Is Music
You probably still think of Beverly Hills as the little farming community it once was. But I’ve got news for you. It’s grown up!
A Milk-and-Honey Wedding
I’m partial to places that get walloped by the weather. So, Smartacus and I have found ourselves in Naperville, Ill., set on lush land scraped pure and flat by three ice ages.
Dad Fusion
I might write a cookbook, full of Dad Fusion recipes and racy thoughts. Which is just what America needs right now, more provocation.
Summer Thoughts
FYI, if you invested $1,000 in Berkshire Hathaway when Warren Buffett started it in 1965, it’d be worth $55 million today (the Wall Street Journal).
From Sea to Shining Sea
Off I go in search of waterfalls and beer, in my old canvas shoes (the ones with the hole in the toe).