My daughter Rapunzel is stuck at the airport in Chicago, trying to get home, a 5-month-old in her lap. Their return flight to L.A. was canceled for mechanical reasons. Now snow and ice are delaying alternative flights. This is what’s known as “The O’Hare Triple Play: Snow, ice, technical difficulties.” I assure Rapunzel and her … Continue reading Stuck on the Tarmac
Month: December 2025
Stars and Hope
What do we live for, if not to make life difficult for others? We certainly see that a lot these days — people being difficult in new and imaginative ways. Me, I go a subtler route. I keep friends and family wary and confused, not sure what to expect. For instance, my kids are letting … Continue reading Stars and Hope
Xmas Is a Cuisine
Random thoughts, while working on my new novel, “I Love You, I Love You, But Not Exactly Right Now,” my sequel to “Algebra Ate My Brain”: Laughter is liquor. Family always fits. Christmas is a cuisine. When Mt. Baldy looks like the French Alps, then it’s officially winter. Next season, NBC should offer a “Festivus” … Continue reading Xmas Is a Cuisine
Tips for Dads
A few tips for the young men in our audience, from a dad who’s lapped the sun a few times: Always do a microphone check. Don’t take someone’s word. Go up to the lectern, smack the microphone a couple of times and say, “Hi Mom.” Then put your hands together, bow a little (like Ohtani) … Continue reading Tips for Dads
Schnitzel With Noodles
Much to be grateful for. The wine aisle at Ralph’s. Empty calories (bashed potatoes, icy beer). Holiday episodes of “Friends.” The airing of grievances at “Festivus.”
A Wonderful Life
On a chill-misty morning, I stir the coffee, listening to the way the spoon scrapes the bottom of the old porcelain mug. I like the house early like this, pre-dawn, with the resonance of church.